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You Can’t Scare Me I Have Kids – the ultimate funny and relatable t-shirt for dads who’ve seen it all! Whether it’s sleepless nights, chaotic mornings, or unexpected messes, this shirt says it loud and proud: nothing can faze a dad who's raising kids.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this t-shirt offers comfort, breathability, and a relaxed fit—perfect for everyday wear. It's a great gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because, especially for dads who appreciate a good laugh.
Even better, you can personalize it with kids’ names, making it a fun and meaningful keepsake that he’ll love to wear (and show off!).
Give the dad in your life a gift that’s both hilarious and heartfelt—because fatherhood is the wildest adventure of all.
PREVIEW: Choose the title, customize the appearance, enter names, choose a number of kids and customize the kid's appearance, finally click [Preview] to see the preview ❤️. Please double-check your options before purchasing
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T-Shirt:
Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Hoodie:
Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Sweatshirt:
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
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PERSONALIZATION:
Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
The last step, click "Preview" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
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